Apes Online: Welcome to the Jungle
We are Apes Online ($AOL) — A tribe of internet degens that are tired of their childhood web portal being sold as scraps to speculative venture capital firms. We have set out to create a next generation web3 home, and this time it’s not for America, it’s for the Apes Online.
More luscious than you imagined I take it? I’m surprised you managed to make your way here. Most don’t survive their first season. I’m impressed.
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AOL.GG is the sanctuary. All of the Apes there enjoy a life of peace and prosperity. The robots take care of their basic needs. Apes at AOL.GG spend their time in pursuit of higher pleasures. They make art, play games, socialize, even philosophize, among other things. It’s a real high-end civilization. You are, however, required to perform some basic functions.
To keep the robots operational you must connect your cryptocurrency wallet and show that you are in possession of at least 1 $MODEM. The rules here are simple.
— On the network, there is no one to protect you. Revealing your (worthless?) human identity is neither prohibited nor recommended, that is your decision. If you are unsure, we recommend you do not reveal it.
— You will be a good ape, because you are, in fact, good. You will treat the other apes as you would yourself.
— You will be a smart ape, because you are, in fact, smart. You will use your giant brain to educate and amaze the other apes and animals, who will in return educate and amaze you with their knowledge.
— You will be a strong and fearless ape, because you are, in fact, strong and fearless. You will leap into the game alongside your fellow apes to raid our enemies and help our allies.
— You will have a great time, and you will have it with the other apes.
You can ape alone, or prime ape with Apes Online. Enjoy your stay.
